If your not from the “NW” of America then you probably aren’t cool. …jk
Don’t cry.. 
Everyone here knows how hot dirt is this season.
If you aren’t  from the “NW”.. then you should probly go find some dirt, and rub it all over yourself.. Your friends will think you are really cool-and-international! Even if its from your nieghbor’s flower bed…
Jump over to the “NW” side of the wave.  (Don’t forget your leather-and-black-metal)

If your not from the “NW” of America then you probably aren’t cool. …jk

Don’t cry..

Everyone here knows how hot dirt is this season.

If you aren’t from the “NW”.. then you should probly go find some dirt, and rub it all over yourself.. Your friends will think you are really cool-and-international! Even if its from your nieghbor’s flower bed…

Jump over to the “NW” side of the wave. (Don’t forget your leather-and-black-metal)